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Stupid kid
stupid kid / Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 4:09 PM - Friday May 16, 2008
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A Guy Critical (Male, 22-25) asked:


While I was driving last night and turned the corner I accidentally hit this kid on his bike. I didn't realize that he was crossing the street. I just clipped his wheel and he fell off. I didn't run him over. I drove off really quick. And my car was alright, not even a scratch thank god!

I don't live in the neighborhood so it very unlikely that they will find my car. but, what kind of charge could I have gotten for hitting him?


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A Guy Critical (Male, 22-25) answered:

Screenname: kartel


hahahahahahahahhahahaha hhahahahah damn dude................


take out the turbo out of the car....tsk tsk

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An Intellectual Guy (Male, Boston, 36-45, Science / Engineering) answered:

Screenname: llafsroh


Stupid kid?

Stupd you!

Why did you drive off? Asshole.

You didn't commit a crime untilo you drove off you moron.

I so hope someone saw you and you get caught.

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A Career Man (Male, Los Angeles, 46-55, Who Cares?) answered:

Screenname: buffer



You know I don't believe I have ever had the opportunity to express to you how appreciative i am of your contributions to the entertainment value of this web site.

gopgirl = nice cheeks

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A Mr. Nice Guy (Male, 18-21, Student) answered:


Stupid kid shoulda watched where he was going lol I laughed when I read this lol

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A Thinker (Female, 46-55, Who Cares?) answered:

Screenname: MaryAnne


Well if someone saw you, you can be charged with hit and run. Would it have hurt you to stick around. You have just screwed yourself if they find you.

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A Father Figure (Male, New Orleans, 56-65, Transportation) answered:

Screenname: hotair


you can still be in a lot of chit, thats hit and run and with all the cameras in private places such as homes and driveways...i wont feel so free

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A Career Woman (Female, New York, 26-28, Administrative) answered:

Screenname: thicallover


HOw about hit and run

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A Creative (Female, 46-55, Who Cares?) answered:

Screenname: nysbikergirl


Are you out of your mind?????????????YOur CAR was alright? What about the kid?...sometimes appearance are deceiving...maybe he was NOT alright. You should go try to make amends and buy him a new bike...be sure he is ok, for God's sakes!!! Accidents happen, but you make it right! The charge would be hit and run. Fess up, and be a man about it.

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A Creative (Female, Philadelphia, 46-55, Managerial) answered:

Screenname: keldog4511


It is illegal to leave the scene of an accident that you caused when there may be injury. That would be the only charge in this case. I don't know why you didn't stop. Accidents happen.

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A Thinker (Female, 46-55, Retired) answered:

Screenname: ivoryfresh


You're so full of it.

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An Engaged Guy (Male, Norfolk, 26-28) answered:

Screenname: damon8r


Hit and run if he saw your plate.

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A Career Man (Male, Chicago, 46-55, Self-Employed) answered:

Screenname: stringjammer


Depends on the neighborhood. Some places, they'd haul you out of the car and beat you to death.

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A Thinker (Female, Who Cares?, Other Profession) answered:

Screenname: ladywisteria


I hope that you are not serious! If he/she did not live due to the "accident" you could get life in prision or worse ...

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A Life of the Party (Female, Edmonton, 36-45, Who Cares?) answered:

Screenname: honeywillow


WTF ??????????? No one can be that stupid !!! You are just telling us this to get us all rilled up !!!

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A Rebel (Male, San Jose, 22-25, Internet / New Media) answered:

Screenname: chavis


if that was me... on my skateboard

you would have had a truck axle through the back of your windshield faster than you could have sped off..... for real....

i've memorized lots of cars in my day... and the world is a small place, too small for bad karma..... watch your ass

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A Career Woman (Female, 22-25, Who Cares?) answered:

Screenname: azhotgirl


You just wanted an hot ten

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A Thinker (Female, Who Cares?, Self-Employed) answered:

Screenname: helpful5714


If your story is true!!
then you have one "big
problem" Your conscience!
You could tell us what you
did, but your the one that
left the kid. Your also
worried about "your car",
your kidding me right!
Try and find out if that
child, was seriously injured,
that's what you should be doing.
Maybe this will be the lesson,
you needed, to stop drinking &
driving, because no one sober,
would of reacted in this manner.


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A Cool Mom (Female, Philadelphia, 36-45, Home Maker) answered:

Screenname: mburgos


.. not sure if i believe you would come on here and say something like that... it's not funny to joke about something so serious, you might eat them words one day... but if you did you are a piece of shit...

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An Alternative Girl (Female, 36-45, Other Profession) answered:


Ok if this is serious, You need some serious help. Charges "hit and run" and if there was injuries then the charges would be alot worse

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A Guy Critical (Male, 22-25, Administrative) answered:

Screenname: chkdsskt


You will be charged with stupidity

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A Couch Potato (Male, Chicago, 29-35, Lawyer) answered:

Screenname: quikslvr


Its a felony in most jurisdictions.

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An Alternative Girl (Female, New York, 18-21, Consulting) answered:

Screenname: whosthatgirl13


You didn't try to make sure he was okay? That's kind of pretty messed up.

Somebody did that to my dog once...and she died, not cool dude, not so cool.


Assault with a deadly weapon.
Fleeing the scene of an accident.

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A Trendsetter (Female, 36-45, Retail) answered:

Screenname: msgg


You have got to be kidding... "not even a scratch thank god." What about the child you hit? Did it occur to you that he might have a scratch, a concussion or a broken bone? I would imagine the fear of being "clipped" was harsh enough without you driving off to "freedom"!
As for you being charged there would have been many factors that the police might view and it is hard to say if you would be charged with any wrongdoing. Driving off and not being responsible with the accident could prove to be the worst decision made. Never say never with regard to the authorities finding you. Your conscious knows where you are right now.

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A Career Woman (Female, Sacramento, 46-55, Technical) answered:

Screenname: sassysamrai


Please tell me you're joking....if not, it would begin with hit & run,and depending on injuries...etc etc could be bad....pls tell me you're not serious.

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A Creative (Female, 29-35, Who Cares?) answered:

Screenname: stephm30


Haha. Good one! You were successful at getting people all fired up... Lonely tonight, eh?

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A Married Girl (Female, Miami, 29-35, Home Maker) answered:

Screenname: anonymouse32


LOL!

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A Life of the Party (Female, 29-35) answered:

Screenname: claus


How do you think this poor kid feels now that you have ruined his sense of security in the world? What about the concussion that he could have gotten, or the broken leg? You should have been a real man and tried to fix the problems that you caused.

Immature beast.

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An Alternative Girl (Female, 18-21, Student) answered:

Screenname: sunsetorange


so I take it that you drove off.
and since you didn't mention that you got off your lazy ass to check if the boy was safe or not, I'm also assuming that you're pretty ignorant and cold hearted.
Sounds like you're more worried about yourself and the possible charges that you may have faced, than the boy who may have been injured.

You sound like a big inconsiderate jerk to me :)

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A Mr. Nice Guy (Male, Milwaukee, 22-25, Food Service) answered:

Screenname: twilightzone85


Well you could get a hit and run charge. I dont think it was right for you to just take off. If someone got your licenses plate number your going get in trouble. You didn't kill the boy so thats good. Time will tell if you get busted for it...

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A Guy Critical (Male, 36-45) answered:

Screenname: tiger8urkat


Most likely not a thing if you had stopped long enough to say sorrry kid......

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A Thinker (Female, Cleveland, 29-35, Student) answered:

Screenname: seductivepisces9


Why do you get on here and fire people up? Don't you have a life?

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An Intellectual Guy (Male, Who Cares?, Who Cares?) answered:

Screenname: patresi


Asshole...ya got me!

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A Thinker (Female, Baltimore, 46-55, Administrative) answered:

Screenname: jpm51


I suppose you 'have no child or children'.......cause if you do, then you really are a selfish bastard not to think that what you did could have been someone else doing it to your child and taking off and running away without trying to see what kind of 'damage control' you could have done.

You're supposed to be starting to be a 'responsible young adult' since you are in the 22 - 25 age bracket.......but you are not doing a good job of it.

Lets hope that KARMA does not bite your ass if and when you do have a child and something happens to your child!

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A Creative (Female, 36-45, Student) answered:

Screenname: fastball


LMAO!! I like how you can really get people 'going' on here and how you like 'amusing' yourself...it's great that you can write stuff like this and not mean it...I hope...LOL...:D

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A Mr. Nice Guy (Male, Sacramento, 46-55, Other Profession) answered:

Screenname: rhunt0210


So you tell me that you hit a child on his bike, he fell off and you ran like a coward? How do you know that nobody got your license number, description of your car or took a picture? Everybody seems to have a camera phone nowadays.

As for the charge, you would have been charged with a "hit and run" felony. If you were found negligent, you may have been liable for any medical expenses, as well as face a criminal charge of "endangerment".

I know some people have little regard for their fellow man, but what if something like this were to happen to your relative or friend? What would you tell them? People like you sickens me.

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A Thinker (Female, 46-55, Consulting) answered:

Screenname: trekker2


Hit and Run and failing to stop and render aid >> these are criminal offenses -- and someone saw it

You have 2 choices:
call an attorney and turn yourself in
sit and wait for them to come get you



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A Mr. Nice Guy (Male, New York, 26-28, Consulting) answered:


felony with short term jail time if someone registered your plate, or even a car description with a partial plate. aggravated assault with a deadly weapon if he was hurt and you drove off. if they wanted to throw the book at you the could. it all depends on the jurisdiction of where the incident occurred and local and state laws. In NY where I'm a state trooper, thats about the minimum you would receive. Alternately, you could send me your plate number and I could run the numbers and save you the trouble.

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A Thinker (Female, 46-55) answered:

Screenname: ldykarla


Leaving the scene of an accident.

And there is some serious jail time available for such a crime. You should not be driving. You should be ashamed of yourself. I hope karma does not come back too soon to kick your butt, and when it does I hope it is you it gets and not a child of yours who gets hit and the driver leaves him laying along the side of the road.

Stellar actions...

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A Mr. Nice Guy (Male, 36-45) answered:

Screenname: headscratching


you should find out if it was reported or report it. it's not the nicking the bike that would be a problem ,it's the taking off i think that would hang you .

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A Thinker (Female, 46-55, Other Profession) answered:

Screenname: sugarsweet


i would have to ask my brother who is a policeman.
at this point, you would be charge for hit and run.
i understand, fear set in' but at the same time, you hit a bike with someone child riding on it.
because you kept going because of fear, you don't know if or not this child were harm or not.
please don't think that, i'm trying to make you fell bad!
i'm speaking from exprience.
may year ago this child ran cross in front of me with his bike
my car clipped the back tire of his bike, causing him to fall,also causing harm to his arm.
to this very day, i thank God!! i got out of my car to help him.
if not! i don't think i could have live with myself.
some time, things is not what they seen to be.
nothing like having a clear consience.

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A Thinker (Female, 36-45, Who Cares?) answered:

Screenname: katyjane493


You have obviously never been hit by a car.

I am still cursing the bitch who hit me (while I was in a crosswalk with the walk sign) and kept on going.

You realize that when this happens to one of your loved ones (perhaps a girlfriend or one of your future children, or maybe just your dog), you will have forfeited the right to be angry at the driver, and be the 'victim'.

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